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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
--Steven Wright _________________
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Teri Moderator
Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:23 am Post subject: |
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"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved."
Russell Lynes
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
--Flip Wilson _________________
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JohnT Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 22 Jul 2002 Posts: 855 Location: Ormond Beach, FL
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Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Jackie Robinson died in 1972, and one of his favorite mottoes became his epitaph:
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." |
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Teri Moderator
Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:15 am Post subject: |
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Laurence J. Peter _________________
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
--Robin Williams _________________
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Teri Moderator
Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:05 am Post subject: |
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Robert Chapman _________________
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
--E. B. White _________________
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Teri Moderator
Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:06 am Post subject: |
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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
Norman Ford _________________
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:05 am Post subject: |
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You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
--Henny Youngman _________________
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@Juan@ Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 15 Jul 2002 Posts: 238 Location: Natick, MA
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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2nd Trip wrote: |
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.
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WOW.. I didn't know I had already reached the pinnacle of success.. _________________ Always a Truth Seeker at heart.
Nothing can be higher than the Truth. |
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Teri Moderator
Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:25 am Post subject: |
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Peter Steiner _________________
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Anonymous Guest
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:43 am Post subject: |
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
--Jonathan Winters _________________
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