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Teri · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:56 am Post subject:

You're never too old to become younger.
Mae West

Orrin · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:36 pm Post subject:

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

--Billy Connolly

johntheott · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:53 pm Post subject:

"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."

Abraham Maslow

Teri · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:06 am Post subject:

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis

Orrin · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:33 pm Post subject:

"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."

--Zsa Zsa Gabor

johntheott · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:20 pm Post subject:

"I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people."

George Bernard Shaw

Teri · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:24 am Post subject:

Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

Orrin · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:19 pm Post subject:

"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."

--Ronald Reagan

johntheott · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:59 pm Post subject:

"Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice."

Thomas Paine

Orrin · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:25 pm Post subject:

"I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."

--Rose Kennedy

johntheott · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:44 pm Post subject:

"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late."

Benjamin Franklin

Teri · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:15 am Post subject:

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
Anonymous

Orrin · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:25 pm Post subject:

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

--Joe E. Lewis

Teri · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:50 am Post subject:

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. -Edward Sandford Martin

Orrin · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:20 pm Post subject: