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Teri · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:13 am Post subject:

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Sir Winston Churchill

Orrin · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:32 pm Post subject:

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."

--Rodney Dangerfield

johntheott · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:13 pm Post subject:

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

Dolly Parton

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Teri · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:08 am Post subject:

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz

johntheott · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:42 am Post subject:

"Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product."

Elearor Roosevelt

Orrin · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject:

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be"

--Yogi Berra

Teri · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:39 am Post subject:

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain

johntheott · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:27 am Post subject:

"Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers."

Aristotle

Orrin · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:30 pm Post subject:

"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."

--Red Skelton

Teri · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:52 am Post subject:

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
Jules Renard

Orrin · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:21 pm Post subject:

"There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless."

--Wilson Mizner

johntheott · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:25 pm Post subject:

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

Will Rogers

Teri · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:00 am Post subject:

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
Jeff Foxworthy

johntheott · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:25 am Post subject:

"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."

Yogi Berra

Orrin · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:39 pm Post subject:

"The way to succeed is to double your error rate."

--Thomas J. Watson