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Teri · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:38 am Post subject:

I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Angela L. Wozniak

Orrin · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:33 pm Post subject:

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

--Doug Larson

johntheott · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:53 pm Post subject:

"
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

Mark Twain

Orrin · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:23 pm Post subject:

"When deeds speak, words are nothing."

--Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

johntheott · Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:49 pm Post subject:

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

Mark Twain

Orrin · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:32 pm Post subject:

"You're only as good as your last haircut."

--Fran Lebowitz

johntheott · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:24 pm Post subject:

"Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."

Warren Buffett

Orrin · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:24 pm Post subject:

"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."

--Frank Sinatra

johntheott · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:46 pm Post subject:

"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."

John Lennon

Orrin · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject:

"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."

--Fred Allen

johntheott · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:07 pm Post subject:

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

Emo Phillips

Orrin · Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:37 pm Post subject:

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

--George Burns

Teri · Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:36 am Post subject:

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut

johntheott · Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:58 am Post subject:

"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

Caskie Stinnett

Orrin · Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:23 pm Post subject:

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

--Groucho Marx