Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:43 pm Post subject: APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR |
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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES: USE BIRTH CONTROL
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi .
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest Fox News survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. _________________
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