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Teri Moderator
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:13 am Post subject: |
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Sir Winston Churchill _________________
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
--Rodney Dangerfield _________________
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johntheott Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 429 Location: Winchester, MA
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton
Live, from Aruba! _________________ John...
"A Free Spirit On An Endless Flight"
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Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:08 am Post subject: |
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.
Thomas Szasz _________________
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johntheott Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 429 Location: Winchester, MA
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:42 am Post subject: |
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"Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product."
Elearor Roosevelt _________________ John...
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 1941 Location: Sparks, Nevada
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be"
--Yogi Berra _________________
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Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:39 am Post subject: |
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain _________________
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johntheott Aruba Fanatic
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Posts: 429 Location: Winchester, MA
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:27 am Post subject: |
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"Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers."
Aristotle _________________ John...
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
--Red Skelton _________________
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Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:52 am Post subject: |
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Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
Jules Renard _________________
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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"There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless."
--Wilson Mizner _________________
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johntheott Aruba Fanatic
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
Will Rogers _________________ John...
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Joined: 22 Mar 2003 Posts: 4420 Location: Pittsburgh
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:00 am Post subject: |
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
Jeff Foxworthy _________________
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johntheott Aruba Fanatic
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:25 am Post subject: |
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"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
Yogi Berra _________________ John...
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Orrin Aruba Fanatic
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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"The way to succeed is to double your error rate."
--Thomas J. Watson _________________
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